/lit/ - Literature

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>Uni of Melbourne
>2012
>first day of uni, first day of my philosophy elective
>lecturer is talking about Descartes and doubt
>notice the guy sitting next to me scribbling furiously, with a big smug grin on his face
>sneak a glance at what he's written
>it says 'haha WOW like do philosophers JUST hypothesize'
>pokerface.jpg
>throughout the lecture he continues muttering smugly to himself, something along the lines of 'muh science'
>it turns out that I'm in the same tutorial as this guy
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>first three weeks my fancy headwear'd friend doesn't understand any of the discussion, gets blown the fuck out by the tutor (a philosophy/mathematics phd) when he does
>after 3rd week just sullenly smirks in the corner
>doesn't say anything else all semester, except one time he said 'Nietzsche was a fascist right' from out of nowhere, in an ethics discussion (muh trolley dilemma)
>mfw I got a high distinction in that class
>haven't seen my STEM master race overlord since

Fun times.