/lit/ - Literature

>>19578629
Here's my opening:
>Yon trees danced as the wind winnowed and as we came up the valley, filled with mossy forests and whispering creeks. Skylarks darted overhead with lilting canti, and I bent my ear out the opened window. The wheels turned, kicking up dust and pebbles, until eventually the boxcar came to a halt. We arrived. End of the road. My eyes fell upon the decrepit structure, an amalgamation of dust and stone and rotten wood; the old motte-and-bailey, from those ancient songs of the Troubadours, sighed as wind passed through it: a draugr, then stirred.

>>19524311
"No one here writes"

>>17816985
>imagine that I start eating cheerios
>and then cheerios is like "Why are there old Lucky Charms marshmallows in here? Why are you less enthusiastic about eating cheerios than you were about eating Froot Loops? What the fuck is that smell?"
>i'M iN mY pRiMe!!!

What did he mean, guys?

>Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."
Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

>Narrated Abu Bakra: During the battle of Al-Jamal, Allah benefited me with a Word (I heard from the Prophet). When the Prophet heard the news that the people of the Persia had made the daughter of Khosrau their Queen (ruler), he said, "Never will succeed such a nation as makes a woman their ruler."
Sahih Bukhari 9:88:219

>Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet said: "I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers were women who were ungrateful." It was asked, "Do they disbelieve in Allah?" (or are they ungrateful to Allah?) He replied, "They are ungrateful to their husbands and are ungrateful for the favors and the good (charitable deeds) done to them. If you have always been good (benevolent) to one of them and then she sees something in you (not of her liking), she will say, 'I have never received any good from you."
Sahih Bukhari 1:2:28

>Narrated Usama bin Zaid: The Prophet said, "After me I have not left any fitnah (affliction/trial) more harmful/severe to men than women."
Sahih Bukhari 7:62:33

Can someone explain this Hadith?

>It was narrated from ‘Imran ibn Husayn that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “I looked into Paradise and I saw that the majority of its people were the poor. And I looked into Hell and I saw that the majority of its people are women.”

(Narrated by al-Bukhari, 3241; Muslim, 2737)

He’s yet to be refuted

>>17311815
retroactively refuted by a bowl of cum cheerios

Why exactly is he so big on Islam when he is very clearly a Christian?

who was in the wrong here?

>>16512782
Eat cum cereal.

>>16477650
>>16477707
>>16477725
>>16477809
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>>16478003
EAT CUM
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>>16126553
anyone thirsty?

>>16049431
Eat cum.

Eat cum.

>>15912728
Eat cum.

cereal

>>15826047
he knows how to enjoy his breakfast cereal!

Drink the cum.

>>15612811
schopenhauers aphorism "on women". I dont agree with it because in my life experience the difference between women and men is smaller than individual differences (pic related). But you will get an "epic" /pol/-tier answer for that with schopi

Eat cum cheerios.

>>15394886
John Cheerios is more like it

>>15271226
retroactively refuted by a bowl of cereal

>>15204344
John Green.