/lit/ - Literature

>>6908491
btw this is an aesthetics class, basically

interlude 2 - the devout muslim
>in discussions, hes the most vocal
>doesn't have a single argument not involving god
>when god is mentioned, goes full apeshit and talks for multiple minutes
>calls wittgensteins tractatus "arrogant"

end of interludes

>back to not my type qt who crushes on me
>never talk to her unless she talks to me first
>sits next to me for rest of semester
>thank god she is almost as shy as I am
>except for second to last(?) lecture, where we split up for group discussion again, this time based on something else but seating order
>(this is where my "modern internet" sperging happens as well)
>super qt and notmytypeQT are in one group
>subtly try to stare at superqt
>notmytypeQT sits next to her, stares at me
>superqt stares at work
>superawkward

final test
>sit next to notmytypeqt (she came after me and sat next to me everytime, in case someone wonders)
>superqt comes late
>only place empty is with back to professor
>professor says she needs to sit with front to her
>that means she is sitting next to me again
>sit between qts, with qt prof in front of me
>sweat through whole exam as if I was a 14yo in puberty
>probably am tbh
>when finished, hand prof exam
>I say thank you when handing in exams, dunno why, always did
>In order to not disturb people lean in and whisper
>unintentionally lean in a bit too close
>since i rarely speak, the first sentence I say after a long time of not talking often doesnt come out as I intend it - too loud, too soft, a bit raspy, etc.
>say "thank you", but the way i say it feels like I am whispering "I love you" in terms of tone

thats the weirdest lecture Ive ever head. I didnt even bring up the story of the monobrowed goblin girl (who also crushed on me, until she dared saying "modern internet"). I'm a fucking almost-NEET, and the amount of grills I could have had more than doubled in that lecture.

I'm actually more afraid one of the people in this story browses lit than I care to admit.

fin

>>6102755