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Please donate to my Patreon, the e-whore game has shifted to inhuman apelike cheekbones and something called "Onlyfans" and I need the capital to reinvest in facial surgery, I pledge that I will only spend 40% of the money on drugs, and some of the projected surgery will go to undoing the damage my chronic drug habit has had on my face and skin

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>>15761428
True.

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Hello I'm so glad you liked my poetry! Please consider donating to my Patreon and supporting my work. I've aged rapidly in the last 2 years from a chronic substance abuse problem (2 months clean as of today!) and a genetic disorder knowing as Inexplicably Accelerated Wall Syndrome. To continue being an Instagram poetry girl I need your help to slow the damage. Thank you! <3

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Hello, this is Savannah Brown and I'm very ill from drugs and constant sex with men in exchange for drugs. I need more money for drugs, so please donate to my Patreon, my Paypal, and become my paypig on Snapchat.

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God please help me, I looked in the mirror this morning and there are five, maybe six new wrinkles. The doctors say I have "Crypt Keeper Syndrome" and I don't know what that means! I'm only 22 years old, please someone help me! Buy my poetry so I can fight my mystery aging illness!

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Hi, please buy my poetry, I have a rare rapid aging disease called Early Onset Wallitis. There is no known cure but I need more money for drugs and to pay for bots to follow me on Instagram

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*creak*

*creak*

*creak*

Savannah Brown's creaky old bones groan audibly under her weight, as she shambles around the corner to accost you. "A-Anon, is that you?" She reaches out to you with one leathery hand. You notice that her skin is dry and brittle like paper, her fingertips stained and darkened by her crack habit. "M-My poetry, anon.. No one will read it now, because they say I'm not pretty anymore.. But you still think I'm pretty, don't you?"

There is a crazed look in her eyes. You wonder how long it has been since her last fix. You realize, you yourself haven't shitposted about Savannah Brown for several years now. Like Mira, she has become a non-entity, a phantom of her pre-wall years. You wouldn't have remembered her if she hadn't shuffled, corpse-like, back into your life just now. Now that you think of it, you never read her poetry, even when she was still young and fresh and cute.

She repeats her query. Her voice is like dry dust from an old tomb. You wonder whether it might not be more merciful to tell her the truth, to let her dry bones turn to ash on the wind, and return to nature. There's nothing you can do for her. She has hit the wall, and earlier than most. There is no coming back from that. Can you really lie to her? Can you really doom her to decades of further self-delusion, decades spent watching her social media followers dwindle and her "fanbase" recede, until it includes only her closest family members? The drugs and partying have destroyed her ability to find true love, let alone bear and raise a child. What is left for her in this world?

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Savannah is 22 years young in this picture.

Say something nice about her.

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Behold, Savannah Brown when she has no access to filters and other "touch-up" features

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>>13250050
U GIEV SOJ?

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Savannah Brown is a 22 year old poetess. Life of Pi was written by Yann Martel and published in 2001.

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Savannah Brown is 22 years old in this picture. Say something nice about her.

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How is it possible that she's only 22 in this picture? Is something wrong? Should we be helping her?

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She's 22 in this picture, anon.

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Savannah Brown is 22 years young and is a spunky young poet who isn't afraid to announce she's a SLUT

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I'm a big fan of Savannah Brown and remember to donate to her Twitch stream and Patreon every chance I get so that she can continue supporting young adult women in poetry with drug and cum addictions.

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I'm 22 years young and my name is Savannah Brown.

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Hello, do you have a minute to talk about The Wall and consider making a donation to The Post-Wall Women's Charity and Rehab Center?

With every donation you make, a young instagram poet who has hit the wall can receive the help she needs to quit abusing drugs and salvage what remains of her rapidly aging skin. You will receive a Youtube slam poem about using drugs and taking strange dicks as a thank you for your support.

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Please remember to send money to my Patreon so I can keep producing poetry on Youtube and being a Creator and Influencer

Together we are changing the culture and creating a perfect utopia where I can do drugs and not be judged

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Please support my poetry on Instagram and Myspace so that I can afford treatments for my rapidly aging face and skin.

The doctors say I am aging at over 600000% times the normal rate. They've started to call it "Ark of the Covenant syndrome" and I am the first person on record with this illness. I need your support to remain beautiful so that my poetry can continue to influence generations of proud young sluts like myself. The first five hundred donors will receive access to my private Snapchat for one month.

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PLEASE SUPPORT MY POETRY BY PURCHASING A COPY OF MY BOOK I NEED MONEY FOR DRUGS

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