/lit/ - Literature

>>10322037
I also read Arrian.

Maybe I should read that Münster book. I'm sure Dan Carlin did a podcast about that.

Give me a novel about FRIENDSHIP!

people who use the phrase day late and a dollar short are cowards.

It was probably Pokemon erotic fanfiction on Serebii, when I was 12.

I am not proud.

>>3691673
Thanks :)
>>3691675
YES! THANK YOU!

>>2989906
dat feel when you can go to a certain room in your house, see all the stacks of books and know that you have so much knowledge stored away in your house.

>>2897664
cute as fuck

>father is an English professor
>has accumulated a 10,000 volume library over his 40 year career
>never had to buy a book in my life
>see an interesting book mentioned on /lit/, check my father's alphabetized library to see if we have it
>chances are we do; he has bestsellers, tons of genre fiction, all the classics, a history of just about everything, even some graphic novels
>everything is in great condition; most of the books are hardcover, and we take care of our shit
>mfw all this will be mine when my father dies (not that I am eager for that to happen, mind you.)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NAvy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top snuper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with my precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Heya, /lit/
It's my first time here, but it's late, I'm bored and /b/ sucks.

Would you guys mind "critiquing" this (very) short story I just wrote?

Frieda is a striking young woman, beautiful and smart (between 9 and 4, week days only), with a deadly sense of humour. Dark humour certainly was her cup of liquidized dead baby, and she was well versed in sexual innuendo. Adept at reeling in husbands from anime and various other media, her fan girl side was well nourished, at worst. But soon it would be tested. Soon it would be taken over.

It was surely destined that one day, the Italian super model Romano, with his sharp interest and keen intellect, would notice her. He gravitated towards her like a moon sucked into a sun. He made sure he too was noticed, for she made him feel nervous but better than ever, and he was sure she could feel the same.