/lit/ - Literature

>trying to explain mortality to a girl

>"Sorry, I don't read books written by dead white guys."

>>4361593

>go to /tv/
>main page
>only one thread about a movie
>they aren't actually discussing the movie

>writing class
>female teacher
>write a story about a male character
>"Why isn't the main character a female?"
>say that it's just a story about a man
>"We have enough of those. I don't care for stories about men."
>write about a female character
>"You're not allowed to write a female character. Men just can't understand them."

>>4038270
It all makes sense now.

>>3914288
>you should meticulously rearrange everything you want to say so that it's as asexual as humanly possible.
>you're just an attention whore if you don't

>making a stink about her gender
>and not the fact that her boyfriend is mocking her for not reading fucking RA Salvatore.
>fucking RA Salvatore

>throwaway character is a child
>author can't be fucked
>child talks like a 45 year old therapist

>dived instead of dove
I don't care if it's technically correct, it always drives me nuts when I see something like this... it just fucks up the whole sentence.

>>2018147
>under 18

Goddamn why doesn't anyone ban you, as if the completely off-topic crap wasn't enough. I know there's a fifty percent chance you're a 7/10 troll, but otherwise you're among the scummiest scum on this board (I know you get off to self-pity but fuck you), and you pretend you have problems so you can wallow in your fucking misery. It only took two years in the Peace Corps to really fuel my hate for fucking assholes like you. Get over yourself you pampered bourgeois pussy, there's real suffering out there, and you don't lknow anything about it.

>>2005625
> :3

On this list:
>George RR Martin
>Flannery O'Connor (twice!)
>no Camus

>>1792264
>just know that i'm sorry that i contributed to the decline of this board

Then why are you posting non-/lit/ related material on /lit/?

>My face when there are no book threads on a literature board