/lit/ - Literature

>sits down next to you at the inn
>asks the waiter to begin heating up the samovar and bring some cognac as well
>has epileptic seizure
>receives tea and cognac
>"bless you, peбeнoк" *signs the cross over the waiter*
>uses an old worn copy of "Dead Souls" as an coaster
>throws himself weeping at the feet of the woman beside you, kissing them frantically and mumbling about how Pushkin would surely have praised exactly just such beauties as these and how he and you and she are all guilty of everything before everyone
>sets the cognac aside and looks at you
>"Did you know that redeeming prostitutes and atheist-strawmen are the only two things worth writing about?"
What would you do?

Where to start with him?