/lit/ - Literature

>tfw parents knew fuck all about literature
>tfw parents hadn't ever read a book
>tfw parents didn't spend hours avoiding me to hermit away and read
>tfw parents didn't shout at me for shutting a door loudly and disturbing their silent reading hours
>tfw parents spent time with me instead of avoiding me to write their shitty novels
>tfw parents didn't make notes about me in their journal, finding any defects they could write in their characters
>tfw parents didn't alternate days they would write down my dreams
>tfw parents didn't come out of a film, analyse it simultaneously and aloud to themselves with the phrase, "explored x well"
>tfw parents could laugh at a joke without discussing the malicious intent behind it
>tfw parents didn't endlessly push their hobbies on to me
>tfw parents didn't quote Chaucer's "And gladly wolde he lerne, and gladly teche" whenever I complained about school
>tfw parents didn't only stay together because writing an agreement for the divorce would take away from their fiction
>tfw parents chose not to celebrate my birthday every other year "because it's all socially conditioned anyway"
>tfw parents had many children, leaving me with someone to confide in instead of being alone to "learn the plight of the individual"
>tfw parents would take me out on holiday to the beach and look at my sandcastles rather than at their pages
>tfw mum died and dad didn't quote some fucking monologue from his book

Just promise me you'll never raise a family, socia/lit/es.