/lit/ - Literature

I found myself watching a stand up comedy show last night, not my choice I assure you. A massive theatre packed to capacity laughing at some black guy telling stories of teenagers watching porn in monotone. He irradiated a lack of confidence. I on the other hand exude such confidence that I could capture an audiences hearts on such pointless topics as the impact of free market economics on the heroin trade. I should do stand up, looks like easy money. I have played the clown for all my life, a confident clown would be a much needed innovation to stand up it seems.

I have an old friend I met in a hellhole in the middle-east a few years ago visiting me next month. She loved me, probably still does. I always enjoyed gently bullying her. I will confidently tell her that I will marry her one day, she'll laugh and tell me to stop teasing her, she'll sleep not knowing if I was being genuine or just playfully gaslighting her as usual.

>>14757651
Munchausen syndrome

>>14757756
The cure they won't tell you is to stop believing you have an illness. Read Szasz.

>>14757585
>my eyes are like a spotlight
This is a strangely cozy idea and image to think of

I like jackdaws.
So very nice.
I like jackdaws.
Better than mice.