/lit/ - Literature

>mfw I don't give a hot /lit/ fuck

>/mu/
I am a white male between 16-25.
I know it all.
The classics, while having my respect, are "dad rock"
If it's not brand new, I don't like it.

>/lit/
I am a white male between 16-25.
I know it all.
The classics are the only thing I respect.
If it's brand new, my dad might like it.

I urge all anons browsing lit right now to report this thread.

If he gets enough bans, he will get a range ban, which he won't be able to evade with a tripcode.

If it's brown, flush it down!

>at mall
>shopping for new shoes
>walking around corner with bags and a chick runs into me and falls on the ground
>her bag goes flying past me
>i politely pick up her shopping bag and try to hand it to her
>tell her she should be more careful
>she gets up and starts yelling "get your hands off bag"
>she raises her hand and attempts to hit me
>drop my bags, grab her arm, put her in a kimora, and dislocate her shoulder
>tell her she should have tapped out
>grab my new shoes and her bag and walk off
>get home, look in her bag.
>find a black lace bra and matching panties.
>look inside panties
>ounce of weed taped inside.

>>1369155

enjoy Winnie-the-Pooh and the Bees (in Russian language) from your good buddy the brownbear!!