/lit/ - Literature

>"Exotic" fantasy name for a person or place
>Contains an apostrophe or hyphen in the middle of the word
>Loaded with Q's, X's and Z's

Why does this always happen?

>>3170120
Use and consumption bring happiness. Eating cake > having cake.

Lots of frugal people also hoard and lots of spendthrifts don't end up with shit at the end of the day. You argument would be equally if not more valid in justifying loose spending over thrift.

>I'm looking into getting a start in writing. I'm 18

Stopped reading
Closed thread
Shut down computer
Filled my bathtub with peanut butter
Jumped in
Realized peanut butter isn't conductive
Gorged myself on it
Cried myself to sleep
Woke up to my dog licking my face
Killed the dog
Cut him open
Put the computer inside him
Stitched him up
Mailed him to the South Pacific
Tracked the package to the coast
Stole a single-engine plane
Flew it after the cargo ship
Crashed into it, killed the pilot and hijacked it
Turned it around and steered it to Cape Canaveral
Wrecked it on a coral reef just offshore and sank it
Swam to dry land hauling my dog's corpse
Sneaked into the NASA facility
Broke onto the Space Shuttle
Ripped my dog back open and used my computer to googled directions on how to fly a space shuttle on stolen government wifi
Blasted off into high earth orbit
Fired second-stage rockets to reach escape velocity
Broke out of earth's gravity
Accelerated to 75,000 mph
Rocketed into the sun

>>2340264
>fast-paced boards
>/lit/