/lit/ - Literature

>>4908192

>Be me
>Wake up one morning
>Look at hands
>Oh shit they're cylinders
>I'm in a trolley problem
>Shit shit shit shit shit shit
>All these fucking levers
>Jesus fuck I'm sweaty
>Maybe just one
>NO TWO
>Run down line flipping levers
>Train goes away
>Phew
>shit, I killed some dudes, they dead. Shit.
>So how do I get home?
>Look around
>Another fucker behind me's splattered
>Mfw
>Look down track
>Trolley stops to ask if something's wrong
>Get mad; it couldn't have stopped before?
>Quickly realize the conductor committed murder.
>Throw open the conductor's door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walked the dinosaur
>Went home later, ate chowder

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