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>>15565718
Evangelical churches are struggling with men leaving. That’s why you see ugly Christian men with Ron Jeremy mustaches and Chaco sandals marrying beautiful blonde women in floppy felt hats. Stay in the game and you will strike it rich. If you can memorize verses from Paul’s epistles and pick up chairs after the potluck, your aim’s true.

That’s literally what little boutique Christian colleges are for. Play pool in the student center, get [whatever] degree because the job in the oilfield that you’re looking at just needs a degree in anything and lock up a pretty Christian girl who will never cheat.

Nb4 RIP oil jobs