/lit/ - Literature

Gustave Aschenbach

>Truman Capote

You're a smart guy and I like you D&E but jesus christ that's got to be the most arrogant thing I've seen posted on 4chan, and I used to browse /r9k/ man.
I'm embarrassed for you.

It's time for a new /lit/ game. Filthy Awful Cinquains. Should be fairly self-explanatory. Any variation of Cinquain is fine, traditional or basic didactic or whatever.

Pussy...
that time of month
I eat it anyhow
pretending I'm a cannibal
savage.

>>1462477
>>1462479
<3

>>1462476
>mfw I contemplate tybrax as a mod

>>1378185
Go write an essay on the significance of anything within any of those non-canon, popularist works with little to no discernible social commentary of depth or insights into human conditions or relations. Now do it 100 more times, for the same novel you chose. Make new statements for each large essay.
Use those statements to write your own novel, with new insights and discernible statements of social commentary, which can then receive the same treatment from others.
>yfw your accusation of "arbitrary taste of professors" is now proven childish and arbitrary itself