/lit/ - Literature

>>4036100
>mfw

>>3832599
I have a modest proposal for you

"Richard Kahn and Tyson Lewis argue that the Icke reptilian hypothesis may simply be Swiftian satire, a way of giving ordinary people a narrative with which to question what they see around them."

/lit/, I need to write a satire for my english class arguing a solution for a current day topic, a la A Modest Proposal.

Anyway, I was hoping to writie a satire either suggesting a solution for the occupy movement or SOPA. Any ideas /lit/?

ALL MY NIGGAS IN THE HOUSE TIME TO LIGHT UP A SPLIFF
AND BOOGIE DOWN WITH YOUR HOMEBOY JONATHON SWIFT
MY ESSAYS ARE SO SCATHING YOU'D SWEAR THEY'RE ON FIRE
SO THROW YOUR HANDS UP FOR THE KING OF SATIRE

I'VE SEEN SOME FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD TRYNA ACT HARD
BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO 4CHAN EVERY MAN THINKS HE'S A BARD
WELL I'M TIRED OF READING RUBBISH WORTHY OF DISPOSAL
SO LEND ME YOUR EARS TO THIS MODEST PROPOSAL:

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, THE LOT OF YOU NEED CHRISTIAN ABSOLUTION
YOU'RE AS DESERVING AS AN IRISH BABY OF PROMPT EXECUTION
AND YOUR DICK'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A SEMI-LILLIPUTION

NO AUTHOR CAN TOUCH ME, EACH ONE OF THEM A FAG
I'M A LITERARY GIANT STRAIGHT FROM BROBDINGNAG
JUVENALIAN OR HORATION I CAN DO IT ALL
ASK ANY FELLA 'BOUT STELLA AND HE'LL TELLYA' HOW SHE SUCKED ON MY BALLS
A LESSON WELL LEARNED THAT YOU OTHER FAGS SHOULD ENJOY
BECAUSE JONATHON SWIFT WAS DESIGNED TO DESTROY

Jonathan swift

Let's eat some children.