/lit/ - Literature

>I'm a fuckin sad piece of shit. I sit around at the bar all day drinkin' and moping about how grey and mysterious everything is. All day I got this inner monologue in my head in my crude accent ruminating on how cunning and untrustworthy everyone around me is. My life's like one flat sax solo, played by a musician with dry lips. And he's about to get booed off the stage.