/lit/ - Literature

>>3120650

>i don't know what to do. i mean, i'm not panicking or nothing. some guys would panic in that situation but not me. i'm suave. real suave. suave as hell, sometimes. i just sort of take the tablecloth and bring it up to my nose and blow into it, all suave as hell.
>it doesn't make it better though. if anything it makes it worse. you know how these things are. you do one thing wrong and everything just snowballs. a bunch more spaghetti starts coming out of my nose. i'm leaking spaghetti like a bastard.
>i take off my hat, my people-shooting hat, and try to catch all the goddamn spaghetti in the hat. you know, all suave-like.
>the girl's looking at me with her mouth open wide-eyed and all, as if she's never seen someone try to catch spaghetti in their goddamn hat.
>i stand up. my chair falls over. i start running to the door.
>my breath's been real bad lately. not the smell, i mean, but the breathing. i start getting out of breath and sweating like a bastard if i just walk a few blocks or something. don't even get me started about running. so while i'm going at the door i start getting dizzy and i sort of trip. i bust my ass. some bolognese sauce comes out of it, too. just a little.
>all the phonies in the starbucks are laughing at me now.
>i start trying to tell them all about the beginning of finnegan's wake but I can't, i mean, none of them understand. i do it, though. i do it goddamn good too, but all of them are too dense to get it, those idiots.
>then i start puking. i mean really puking. spaghetti starts coming out and it's getting all tangled up around my neck and i just can't stop puking.

>>2702814
I don't know how you could say "immature."

>>2702818
He follows in a long line of authors writing about grappling with dread and angst, religion, etc.
If those things are "white people problems" then I guess they are the things that interest me.

Infinite Jest

Franny & Zooey

One Hundred Years of Solitude

The Things They Carried

>The books I suggest the most

J.D Salinger

>>1122229
>merit and themes
I'm so dead tired of you phonies