/lit/ - Literature

>>4147964

Politician's pander under the tree of naïveté's opaque shadow, which makes sense. I mean, if I controlled the world by string and limb then I would manipulate every weakness possible if it meant perpetuating and propagating my juicy power. However, as a snail, I don't like to infiltrate the shells of others, no matter how soft. I mean, a shell is all a snail's got, that and usually a crack whore wife. You see, snail's have a massive predisposition to drug abuse and if you looked up Backyard Betty in an encyclopedia, you'd find a picture of my whore wife, foot and all, titled: exhibit A. All women in my community are named derivations of Michelle, and it makes sense too, but what doesn't is the name of that Office Monkey's wife, Miss Obama. She's where the connection between the shell community and politics lies....Lies, if only the world knew M.O.'s true modus operandi. I can't say too much because they're listening, but I can say this: Barack isn't wearing the pant in the family.