/lit/ - Literature

>a festive romp

Trump is the muggle who kicked down the hogwarts door and gave all the nerds wedgies to remind them they're not really wizards.

If we want to make harry potter analogies than trump is a muggle who found out wizards exist, told everyone, everyone thought he was crazy, he reveals them, then leads a revolt against the mangerlist wizard class who lived in their secret hidden walled off communities, and wins.

Bernie the squib tried telling people the truth but the wizards stopped him
The last thing potter said before Donald the muggle shotguns his face is we did it for your own good to maintain the status quo, then harry realized malfoy was right, but it was too late.