/lit/ - Literature

>>16778733
Ha! Thanks for all the suggestions guys, really appreciate it!

>/ourguys/ from Antifa are getting BTFO'd in the streets because they are all women or lanky virgins living with their parents
>intellectual leaders of the right-wing keep embarrassing our brainiac powerhouses such as Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher and BASED Cenk Uygur
>Dr*Mpf is going to win again in 2020

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH when is it going to end? I WON'T FUCKING HAVE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

>mom only reads murder mysteries
>sister only reads romance
>dad doesn't read at all

I feel trapped /lt/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqtPsEXZTec

>>10424256

I LITERALLY sent my novel to ALL literary agencies in America. I sent over 80 query letters.

6 months later and everyone who bothered to answer said 'No'.

Are there any books about failing your childhood dreams?

>mfw The White Ship from the South came never again.

I'm autistic and had no problem sending over 80 query letters.

6 months later and everyone who bothered to answer said 'No'.

Do you know any books about failing your childhood dreams and crying about it on the internet?

>>8669725
>>8669725
What do you mean I'm not intelligent. I have over 500 files of unsourced info graphs, and pictures that accurately describe the complexity of the world into the simple statement of, "gas the kikes, race war now."

>gives me the false hope that I will be relevant in the world someday
>allows me to project ideal parent figures in my characters and watch them interact
>excuse for being a NEET
>accessible way to at least leave something for the world
>allows me to thrust my own emotional problems into people through depressive shit narrative
>makes me fantasize about having at least an income to pay back everyone who I screwed over at some point because fell for iago's lies

And you, /lit/? What is the cynical nihilistic truth behind your literature?

>lend best bud leatherbound copy of Dante's Inferno
>months pass
>I don't usually ask for books back but this one is special
>My dead dad gave it to me before leaving for Afghanistan
>He would never return
>"So, did you read the book?"
>"Oh sure Anon, I forgot. I'll bring it to you next time we see each other."
>fast forward to next time
>Leather binding has been grossly replaced with hard paper by his vegan girlfriend, the leather stapled to some cow in North Carolina
>EVERY footnote has been cropped with scissors
>Beautiful Doré illustrations have been painted with watercolor
>Dogears
>All the blank pages are missing
>Marbled inlays are now inexplicably pulp paper yellow
>Someone scrawled "Dante Alighieri" with a black pen and wrote "Dorkte Allegory" below
>Friend looks at me, a sincere smile on his face, as I look at the disaster that is my father's last gift
>He doesn't seem to understand what's happening
>Run away
>Years later, I see him begging on the streets and pretend not to see him

>lend best bud leatherbound copy of Dante's Inferno
>months pass
>I don't usually ask for books back but this one is special
>My dead dad gave it to me before leaving for Afghanistan
>He would never return
>"So, did you read the book?"
>"Oh sure Anon, I forgot. I'll bring it to you next time we see each other."
>fast forward to next time
>Leather binding has been grossly replaced with hard paper by his vegan girlfriend, the leather stapled to some cow in North Carolina
>EVERY footnote has been cropped with scissors
>Beautiful Doré illustrations have been painted with watercolor
>Dogears
>All the blank pages are missing
>Marbled inlays are now inexplicably pulp paper yellow
>Someone scrawled "Dante Alighieri" with a black pen and wrote "Dorkte Allegory" below
>Friend looks at me, a sincere smile on his face, as I look at the disaster that is my father's last gift
>He doesn't seem to understand what's happening
>Run away
>Years later, I see him begging on the streets and pretend not to see him

>lend best bud leatherbound copy of Dante's Inferno
>months pass
>I don't usually ask for books back but this one is special
>My dead dad gave it to me before leaving for Afghanistan
>He would never return
>"So, did you read the book?"
>"Oh sure Anon, I forgot. I'll bring it to you next time we see each other."
>fast forward to next time
>Leather binding has been grossly replaced with hard paper by his vegan girlfriend, the leather stapled to some cow in North Carolina
>EVERY footnote has been cropped with scissors
>Beautiful Doré illustrations have been painted with watercolor
>Dogears
>All the blank pages are missing
>Marbled inlays are now inexplicably pulp paper yellow
>Someone scrawled "Dante Alighieri" with a black pen and wrote "Dorkte Allegory" below
>Friend looks at me, a sincere smile on his face, as I look at the disaster that is my father's last gift
>He doesn't seem to understand what's happening
>Run away
>Years later, I see him begging on the streets and pretend not to see him