/lit/ - Literature

Is Jonathan Franzen good?

"Gaddis was too hard for me, therefore fiction is in a state which needs to be reformed, unless you're not white or male or straight, in which case you're infallible." -Jonathan Franzen

who the hell gave this nutter the right to speak

He swells up into a massive, plump, ripe, juicy blueberry. Describe him? Texture, shape, tenderness, how he feels and looks, and what you would do with him, all that good stuff. Also, do those glasses crack in half when he assumes giant blue sphere form? How much is it gonna cost to replace those things? Please answer with a realistic figure soon, I really need to cum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-postmodernism

Which one of you faggots made this Wikipedia page?

Author Jonathan Franzen's glasses held to ransom:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11475264

This is possibly the funniest thing I've read in months.