/lit/ - Literature

A world where people are cloned instead of born has led to humans making perpetually young babies for their own amusement. After a few years of them being used as just babies, it became common place to use them as sex toys.

The best selling babies are the ones modeled after famous people. The most popular being those modeled after Jesus Christ.

When a new couple gets a baby jesus, they are told this one is special and not to use it in any sexual way. They ignore that advice and the results are something completely unexpected.