/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>friend tells me there's this party of a guy we both know
>first time i hear this
>"oh, you're not in the chatgroup, anon. of course you don't know. don't worry, you'll be my +1! shit starts at 6pm at this location"
>be old fuck and sleep whole afternoon because life is too much
>take a shower at 6 pm and slowly get ready
>i will arrive late like the cool kids
>gonna buy some beers for the way, location is a lot farther than i anticipated
>will be on my third beer when i arrive, those boys go hard on the liquor and i will fit right in
>go outside it's a thousand degrees
>why did i do this
>sweat like a pig, all deodorant gets washed away instantly by torrents of sweat
>finish my first beer like a minute into my walk
>quarter to 7 now, i know the adress is something street 85
>look on my left, the house says 31
>fuck.bmp
>walk another 20 minutes and sweat up a storm
>i can smell myself and am on my third beer
>finally see the balloons
>i hear nothing, i see no one
>approach the gate of the small garden
>people are still setting up everything
>sweaty, reeking of beer oldfag shows up like "i-is this an-anon's party?"
>it's just close friends of the birthday kid and relatives
>"oh hi, and you are?"
>i just want to die
>set myself up in the smoking area not talking to anybody
>friend who invited me arrives two hours late at 8:30, actual start of the party was 7pm
>soak up awkwardness like a sponge the whole time
>mfw