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Average Mahayana sutra:
>thus I’ve heard
>50 million nagas, 100 million devas, 500 million brahmas, 1000 million yamas, 1 gazillion pratyeka buddhas, 1 gorillion bodhisattvas gathered at the vulture peak to hear the Buddha give a dharma discourse
>then the venerable Buddha levitated and fired laser beams from his eyes
>then he said
>just practice yoga bro
>y-yoga, blessed one? I-isn’t that Hinduism??
>I know! Lmao. Oh and tantric sex too. That’s totally what I teach bro ;)
Mahayana fags will defend this

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Average Mahayana sutra:
>thus I’ve heard
>50 million nagas, 100 million devas, 500 million brahmas, 1000 million yamas, 1 gazillion pratyeka buddhas, 1 gorillion bodhisattvas gathered at the vulture peak to hear the Buddha give a dharma discourse
>then the venerable Buddha levitated and fired laser beams from his eyes
>then he said
>just practice yoga bro
>y-yoga, blessed one? I-isn’t that Hinduism??
>I know! Lmao. Oh and tantric sex too. That’s totally what I teach bro ;)
Mahayanists believe and will argue that that is Buddhism

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