/lit/ - Literature

>>6006182

From the front post:

>A man with options would never put a ring on a anger that’s been wrapped around a dozen cocks.

>A man with options would never pay the ultimate price of commit for a born again virgin fucktoy.

>A man with options would never let his son’s first home be a womb that has seen more trafic than I-35 during rush hour.

>A man with options would never allow the first kiss his newborn son receives to come from lips that have hosted lotsa cocka.

>A man with options would never let his son’s first nourishment come from breasts that can be viewed on any number of cell phone cameras.

>A man with options would never let his son’s first throne be the lap of a woman who has been passed around like a blunt at a frat party.

>A man with options would never be a dickstand for a woman who squandered her youth and beauty on the men who respected her the least.

>A man with options would never consider being the last man standing at the end of the long line of conquests she racked up while being the Grand Marshal of a rather impressive cock parade.

What sort of horrible festering pit of self-aggrandizing, self-righteous buffoonery must the mind of the basement-dwelling trans-chad who writes this shit, and the chest-thumping, prematurely-balding late 20's/early 30's cubicle workers who actually read it, what must it be like in that awful inter-dimensional hellhole occupying the space between their ears?

Hold me, /lit/

The ride never ends.

This is what /r9k/ trying to write self-help books looks like.