/lit/ - Literature

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>Lose Job.
>Not fired, but whole department shut down.
>Not TOO bummed about it.
>Friend suggests, you know what you should do? Ghostwrite.
>Me: Hmmm....yes. Now that I totally have time.
>Look stuff up, contact people, blah, blah.
>Get a hit.
>Can you write a book in a month?
>I'm going to lit a fire under my ass. YES. YES I CAN.
>This is the topic.
>AWESOME. I'm super interested. I'm going to knock this out of the park.
>Oh, client offers $500. No percentage of revenue.
>...You want me to write you a book, in a month, edit it myself and not get credit for it for $500???
>I told him to fuck off so hard, I'm still shaking, I'm so mad.

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