/lit/ - Literature

>english first language
>cant into english language

Find it so boring analyzing shit. I'm self aware of the fact I can't fully express myself through words.

It's like being a retard, I think so much but when I open my mouth all that comes out is HUR DER FUACK

That's what comes out when I try to flirt so i just give up now. At interviews all I do is nod and give plagurise from job interview youtube clips and movies

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>unironically recommending genre trash
>the painted man

I read the first witcher book and I liked it, but onyl for it's short stories, they were just comfy as fuck. But going the novel route was just a mistake. You do get bored of Geralt and whatever his friends name is after the first book. I really enjoyed the story where Geralt stumbles onto a house and a monster lives there turns out he was cursed for raping a girl
And the one where he joins up with a huge party to fight a dragon and the bard friend tells stories around a camp fire.

I can't remember specific details since i read it a year ago.

>Excited to read it after the movie
>bought it
>started reading it
>expected passages of him detailing what people are wearing
>know that there's a point to it all
>carries on into page 100
>a hundred pages of judging people by their clothes
>he scooped a black hobo's eye out(or stabbed him im not sure) and he killed a dog

May sounds cute, but gets so tiring. I admit, I watched human centipede and enjoyed the torment, but I actually cringed hard at the description of him killing the hobo.

What's the philosophy where you fetishise suffering? Basically trick yourself that you enjoy it.