/lit/ - Literature

Would I see marked improvements in writing ability if I just wrote 8-14 hours a day like Balzac purportedly did? Why do people obsess over the key to writing if they can just edge like Balzac and find their Muse on the edge of orgasm for 14 hours straight? It can't be that hard, can it? I'm only a few pots of coffee and hours of maintaining a single erection away from being a master Auteur. Of course, the near-mad state just propels the writing, but the writing itself (for hours and hours) can only increase its own quality by mere practice and exposure.