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Old man meets young girl. They fuck she gets pregnant the baby is born they call it Chet. The old man’s wife finds out and kills the young girl and then herself. The old man blames it on Chet, leaves him in the woods or some shit. Chet gets raised by Foxes and becomes Vulpine Man, his special power being that he can detect babies in need everywhere on earth and then he rescues them and stores them in his gigantic fox hole. But then this gigantic vulture villain comes called Vulture Man, literally devours children it’s the only way to survive, you understand? and he’s devouring kids left and right and it’s super grousome. And Vulpine Man comes back to his foxhole one day and sees these babies being devoured and it really fucks him up mentally. So he says “Vulture Man why are you doing this,” and Vulture Man, being a sort of tortured character, says “I hate it, Vulipine Man, I hate that I have to do this, but I have to.” And Vulpine Man breaks his neck with a large stone, puts him out of his misery. But now the big foxhole only has a few kids left, the rest are just one gelatinous heap of blood and bones. And Vulpine Man, he’s fucked up. He goes to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says, “you have PTSD,” and they put Vulpine Man on Lexapro. He wasn’t really warned about the side effects. He can’t sleep, because of the medicine and because he keeps replaying the images of babies being eaten alive, wailing and shit, and Vulture Man just chomping. The sounds, the crunching. And so anyway he goes out to the overpass there beyond the park and he’s looking out over the traffic. And there is pain in his heart. And so he jumps down into traffic and he’s hit by an Eighteen Wheeler, you understand? And then the book ends.

Book Two he comes back as Roadkill man. Any questions?

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Old man meets young girl. They fuck she gets pregnant the baby is born they call it Chet. The old man’s wife finds out and kills the young girl and then herself. The old man blames it on Chet, leaves him in the woods or some shit. Chet gets raised by Foxes and becomes Vulpine Man, his special power being that he can detect babies in need everywhere on earth and then he rescues them and stores them in his gigantic fox hole. But then this gigantic vulture villain comes called Vulture Man, literally devours children it’s the only way to survive, you understand? and he’s devouring kids left and right and it’s super grousome. And Vulpine Man comes back to his foxhole one day and sees these babies being devoured and it really fucks him up mentally. So he says “Vulture Man why are you doing this,” and Vulture Man, being a sort of tortured character, says “I hate it, Vulipine Man, I hate that I have to do this, but I have to.” And Vulpine Man breaks his neck with a large stone, puts him out of his misery. But now the big foxhole only has a few kids left, the rest are just one gelatinous heap of blood and bones. And Vulpine Man, he’s fucked up. He goes to a psychiatrist and the psychiatrist says, “you have PTSD,” and they put Vulpine Man on Lexapro. He wasn’t really warned about the side effects. He can’t sleep, because of the medicine and because he keeps replaying the images of babies being eaten alive, wailing and shit, and Vulture Man just chomping. The sounds, the crunching. And so anyway he goes out to the overpass there beyond the park and he’s looking out over the traffic. And there is pain in his heart. And so he jumps down into traffic and he’s hit by an Eighteen Wheeler, you understand? And then the book ends.

Book Two he comes back as Roadkill man. Any questions?