/lit/ - Literature

Is that a black dick?! Please don't post black dicks on /lit/!

Men are such attention whores. They can't read a book without documenting it with a selfie.

>>13278414
>Going back to ....
>beating your dick in your mom's basement.
You jerkin him off, anon?
kinda gay tbqhfamalam.

>My professor pronounces Goethe Go-eth

>>9293668
are you new around here?

>>9269819
>study at a technical university
>Libraries have no literature only textbooks

>>9218392

Can you guys write some review blurbs for my future book. It's about.

-women going extinct
-because men learn to suck their own Dicks
-only fat lazy guys have gfs and it's looked down upon
-men stop working out or wearing nice clothes because they don't have to impress women
-women in the wild in hiding try and breed more and more to keep species alive
-the women are actually great mothers and loving family
-death squads hunt women 24-7 unless accompanied by a man
-lazy fat men can only get mail order brides
-men raised by women in the wild don't know about what's going on in the world

That's the quick rundown. Some examples would be

"No discernible talent" - Harold Bloom

"Roasties BTFO" - kek times

"The voice of our generation" - vice

after that dude said I was pontificating too much that interview would have been over. I would have been a total ass clown after that.

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>>9074707
>2014 hashtag campaign Gamergate

>>9070261

The ghost of David Foster Wallace's past from the future walks into a bar. Pynchon is already seated at the rail. Pynchon is here to see Jonathan Franzen talk. Franzen is talking about his friend William T Vollmann. The ghost of DFWs past from the future notices Pynchon. He asked God what he looked like and God told him. Up on stage Franzen notices DFWs ghost entering the bar. Dave says to Pynchon he's pretty sure Vollmann is out front dressed as a woman trying to turn tricks for cheeseburgers.

I would have to say either bloodmeridian or infinite jest. bloodmeridian is just so cringe inducing in terms of its edginess and infinite jest is basically YA. I Fite jest follow le quirk awkward main character and his wacky dysfunctional family, there is love, there is draman there is young adults.

I would have to say either bloodmeridian or infinite jest. bloodmeridian is just so cringe inducing in terms of its edginess and infinite jest is basically YA. I Fite jest follow le quirk awkward main character and his wacky dysfunctional family, there is love, there is draman there is young adults.

this guy's top 100 list makes ours look like doodoo

I honestly think that Nietzsche was kind of full of shit when he said that the new philosopher or the ascetic is the being with the greatest sense of power, the life that one should strive for. He seems to be falling for the same trap that he says many of the previous philosophers fell for: a bad intellectual conscience, an innate prejudice towards certain values because one feels safest or most powerful in them. Does he honestly think that Napoleon did not feel the same sense of power that Schopenhauer did? Or even Goethe? Nietzsche is the patrician equivalent of the modern fatass trying to justify their fatness by saying that fat people in Ancient Egypt were seen as royal and superior.

SO ACCORDING TO STIRNER I COULD WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE ANYTHING I WANTED AS LONG AS I COULD FIGHT YOU OFF?

>Pynchon 9x7 inches
>Shakespeare 10x8 inches
>Borges 8.5x7 inches
>DFW 8.5x5.5 inches
>Gass 8x8 inches
>Gaddis 9x7 inches
>Joyce 10x6.5 inches

When will dicklets learn?

>>8593184
>illiterate /v/fag here
>but i can write!!!!

ITT: words that show that the speaker is a pleb pseud who doesn't know how to read well

>prose

are there any books that are exceedingly "uncomfy?" You guys are always asking about how certain books are comfy, but in my experience, every fucking book provides a comfy experience.

>reading Circe chapter of Ulysses
>Bloom starts getting cucked
>flip to the end of chapter, see that it's 150+ pages long
>well, he can't just be cucked the whole chapter
>keep reading
>mfw bloom is literally cucked for 150+ pages straight