/lit/ - Literature

>>14738135
i had one qt come up to me and start sperging out about berserk once. she was going on and on about the anime and her top 5 animes or something and i was just trying to leave because i mostly watch moe and i did not want this fact to be revealed. she was goth, too.

>>14598785
okay, based. i've honestly learned a lot about human interaction from moe

5 hours till i have to get up for work and i'm just getting drunk now. if you kill yourself, your mom will be sad. if i kill myself, my boss will be broke. no matter what there will always be a reason not to do it if you don't want to do it, and no one wants to do it until they have to. no one really wants to do it, it just ends up being the last option. when life has nothing left to offer you except porn and meaningless suffering, what are your options? i tried everything. i tried fucking everything, and now there's only one option left and a million excuses to keep masturbating my way towards a natural death; an unnatural life with a natural death, or a natural life with an unnatural death; these are the only two options you get in the 21st century. please place a check mark in the applicable box, sir. next.

life has become nothing more than a masturbation marathon, the longer you can bear to masturbate yourself, the longer you live. life is like some kind of sick video game where you have to mash [x] so many times in a row or else the enemy kills you, but instead you're the enemy and the player and you have to mash [x] continuously to flood your brain with dopamine or you fucking flood your brain with lead, and instead of going on for 10 seconds, it goes on for 80 fucking years.

no sane man could bear it.

>>14514937
>21
>there's a bomb ticking inside my chest and cigarettes, alcohol, and anime are the only things keeping it from detonating
>the three musketeers

>>14508541
>>14508622
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>>14508750
you guys realize anime exists right? just watch anime and stop being a bunch of whiny bitches.