/lit/ - Literature

I'm considering going back to college and double majoring in Classics and Philosophy. Is this a good idea, /lit/?

>>7821729
>slytherin house is banned for being "insensitive"
>official language of hogwarts is abolished
>the distinction between muggles and wizards is abolished
>hogwarts is renamed "diverse and inclusive home for magic-liking people"
>curriculum is replaced by muggle theory because merlin is a "dead white wizard"
>the distinction between being able to do magic and not do magic fades
>everything is called "magic" and everyone can do "magic", including female "femzards" magical menstruation that happens at puberty because it is a magic of nature
>wizards and muggles begin to interbreed
>the muggle DNA is stronger
>hogwarts is consumed in flames in a Mudbro Lives Matter rally
>wizards are hunted down by envious mudbloods and muggles screaming "WHERE DA MAGIC! GIMME DA MAGIC!"
>they are clubbed and mugged as the angry muggle hordes try to find where the magic is hidden
>magic eventually no longer exists
>it is a new dark age
That's why.

>>7090265
That $40k debt stinging a bit, eh?

My words are the truth. Unless you apply what you learn, you forget it.

That goes for every humanities major. You'll have faint memories of whatever books you read... and then nothing.

All for $40k+ and the opportunity for a higher paycheck.

>>7040242
If you believe there's any genetic component to behavior, and like any of the heritage of European civilization or the unique aesthetic diversity of European people (e.g. eyes other than brown and hair other than black), then you perhaps should be concerned about the eradication of Europeans and the removal of European spaces.

>>7033683
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>>7033706
>brown eyes
Trashed

>>7000160
You can override the sort, right? I remember that being the case--you can just say "FUCK YOU HAT I WANT BITCHES AND MONEY IN SKULL & BONES HOUSE" and the hat just says "okay have a nice day."

If so, that says even worse things about Hufflepuffers.

>>6950803
Is the secret that you're poor... and poorly bred?

>>6949064
>read practically nothing after high school
>finally got a job where i can listen to audiobooks
>listen to a novel a day
>one novel = one 8 hour shift
>slowly becoming patrician

I prefer Latin.