/lit/ - Literature

>Be me, a reading auafag on the bench near my next class, it's sunny outside and it's comfy af because Australia, spiders are asleep.
>ditsy American chick comes and sits down
>"oohhh whatya reading anon?"
>Can't tell by looking at the cover because she can't read
>"oh it's just a book on ethics"
>"oh you mean like killing babies and stuff?"
>you mean abortion or perhaps euthanasia?
>"yeah, my parents wanted to do that to me but it was too late"
>look her dead in the eye and say, it's never too late.
>proceed to go to my next class which is a lab because I'm not a lit cuck
>she then sits directly across from me and smiles, proceeds to start small talk
Mfw literally too stupid to get the insult, americas lower education system is shit.