/lit/ - Literature

If the Chinese had any wisdom, they wouldn't live in a Communist totalitarian police state.
If the Japanese had any wisdom, they wouldn't commit suicide so frequently.
If the Koreans had any wisdom, they wouldn't make such shitty cars, appliances, and electronics.
I could go on.
Fuck Asia.

>>21972478
Ho boy,
>The Doom That Came to Patmos
Patmos, a simple settlement on the surface of Mars, has been experiencing increasingly frequent and violent tremors. When a seismologist is brought to town to investigate, he finds that the is part a larger, cataclysmic shift that will rend the atmobubble apart and destroy the town. Will the settlers heed the warnings, or will their steadfast determination as survivors be their downfall?
>The Hour of Yakub
Yakub, a little Jewish boy, has gotten it into his head that he is the second coming of Christ and that the Lord is his real dad. Follow the life of little Yakub as he seeks to outmaneuver the nonbelievers and prove that he and he alone is the only way to get into Heaven.
>The Negromancer
A medieval Sub-Saharan witchdoctor is tasked by his king to eliminate a plague which has sprung up in several rural villages and left many dead. As Oo-Banooga travels to each village, he finds several clues to the origin of the plague, but the cure is not so simple. Will he be able to find the fabled "Soap" of the White Gods? And will he be able to convince the people of the villages that hygiene is important?
>Snoymonger
The story of a onions coffee startup in the heart of San Francisco, Paul must not only claw his way to the top of the market, but also convince the normal people that it doesn't taste like shit.
>On the Chinese
That book is already written. I just wish I had the screenpost of the excerpts of the author who did visit China in, I think, the 1910s or so. Talks about how swindling is common practice, how nobody knows how to swim, and all sorts of other endearing stories. Just have to live with picrel for now.
>The Death of the Death of the Transmogrification of Chuck Into Sneed Whose Seed and Feedery Fed the Town of Montgomery for Eighteen Years and Ten Months
Details the rapid and unexpected decay of Chuck's empire into a single, lowly cabin store which is ultimately bought out by Sneed, who's sheer innovative genius keeps the local economy afloat and the people never wanting for food.