/lit/ - Literature

>>3875772
>You're cold and heartless and when I can get to you I will kill you in the most horrid way you could imagine

>>3172512

that document is a war zone

>man smokes a cigarette
>man looks wistfully out a window
>info dump on his past, about his family, even if it bears no relevance to the story
>explain why he's miserable
>man has everyday chit chat with someone for five pages
>man has sex with a girl
>man smokes a cigarette
>man concludes that he will always be miserable. Nothing is resolved.

This synopsis is brought to you by about 100 different unpublished manuscripts I rejected.

Economics in a nutshell:

"Sally is driving her '85 Volvo down I-90 at reckless speeds. She crashes into an oil tanker, causes a huge explosion, which makes an overpass collapse. Sally's seat belt fails, she flies through the windshield, and dies. Will the price of ladies lingerie go up?"

Your wasting your time, son.

No.

Fuck you.

Every five fucking seconds we get a thread like this.

Just browse the fucking board and look at what's being discussed. Those are your recommendations.

>>808255
first vampires become pretty sissy boys
now fallen angels become pretty sissy boys?

SATAN IS NOT SEXY

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