/lit/ - Literature

>>16641056
Unless you can draw

>it's a fictional "worldly" and "progressive" character whose entire character is centered around how right they are about and how "well versed" they are in middle-school-tier philosophy, science, and marxist-tinted economic and social theory

What's up with lazy authors and this archetype of a character? I don't even have a problem with any of those things on their own but such a cliche character type is retarded AND they're usually presented one dimensionally.

>>8203185
As if you can't decipher that from just putting the words together.

>>8097907
you can't make me, bitch :)

>>7854405
Because it's better than reading.

>>6920285
>As a black man,
Sure you are, /pol/, sure you are.

>>6451228
>bronies
>sincere

>>6389902

Who's anti-intellectual?

>>6368272

>there are people who think being healthy will make them a more objective viewer

>>6149524
>Because he was a racist slyfox his stories are great !

fixed.

>>6130872
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child


This actually proves my point even better.

If you put a plant in the dark it's bound by it's nature to wither and not flourish.

>>6108802

>takes sexy picture
>has boogers in her nose

kek

>>5965804
>It was a bright cold morning and the flowers were dancing to the tune of April's wind.

You see, OP, the tone simply needs to be improved. Perhaps you should try:

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

>>5944728
>Read "Being Emily", by Rachel Gold

I might. But is Gold short for Goldstein?

http://www.4chan.org/

>>5873677

Give us an example of your best sentence OP!!!!!

I've started swallowing large mouthfuls of air so I can laugh boisterously without pause at how pathetic your writing will be. Come on!

As he kisses my feet a warning races through my mind. He licks my heel once, and then twice. I bite my lips and moan. I’m ready to open my legs apart, ready to jam his head in my wetness, but he holds my feet together, teasing me. I hear him inhale deeply. "Perfect," he whispers with closed eyes.

There’s a wave of desire building inside of me. I can't stand it anymore. He licks his pinky and begins to slowly penetrate each crevice between each toe. It feels amazing.

"What's this?!" he says with revulsion in his voice, "a tiny mole on your foot?"
"Mhmmm," I manage to whimper.

"Disgusting, 2/10, will not bang!!!"
That's the last thing my father said before he disowned me and kicked me out of the house.

>>5840664

all the knowledge in the universe but really all he wanted was a girlfriend