/lit/ - Literature

Face it, /lit. You wish you were this guy. Yeah, sure, you say that you're all "real" intellectuals and that all his posturing and superficial analysis makes him worse than you. "I actually read the books and this guy probably doesn't read!!" you whine and cry. But I doubt you've read as much as him, even with all the clear bullshit in his reviews. And deep down, you wish you could have the identity of the handsome, 6'2"+ well-read, cultured man. You wish you had the confidence to pull off this guy's personality, but in reality, you're all introverted bitch boys who read alone so that you can pretend to yourself "I'm misunderstood!" "I'm a genius they just don't know it!!" when really, you're doing something that everyone in the world can do.