/lit/ - Literature

>Paris, you now can taken Helen as your wife, I command you, I am a godess
>WTF, why did you do that, imbecile
>Now you will suffer a horrible death and your city will be destroyed

>>22215192
I feel his popularity overshadows his actual achievements in writing. Many readers (or more commonly, non-readers) boil down his works to "ooo scary squid I'm going insane" but you can really do that with any literary piece. To boil down it's components to a single, sardonic lump. I think more than anything: He is a very entertaining writer. Which sometimes is all that you need.

>>22215201
>>22215221
This is bait.

Right now on 2.2-2.5k japanese words at least in my passive vocabulary.

Going to start N5 autism.
Pretty sure I can reach 4-5k or at least 3.5k words with it.

So hopefully -if divine intervention doesn't deny my desire- the divine providence will grant my wish, and maybe when I reach 5 years of study, I ill command enough vocabulary, to spend another 6 months of just comsumption of teenage material to drill vocabulary and normalize the grammar understanding.

But that's still 2-3 years from now.

So likely the overmorrow december of next year is morely when I reach my goal.

I will then become famous in japan by getting a publisher deal with a B tier hentai publisher to publish a random novel, from an unknown author in japan, written with classical poetry and poetic prose and heroic verse, and all that classica fancy shit from western literature, all that tochaics, dactiles, dandys, hyperbatons, anaphoras, band of 5, blue/red oni, antitrama, comedy, tragegy.
The whole package of literary fag autism.

And I will use the dearestestestest literary fag autism of so much beloved bloomerites autism about the human condition.

The whole game, the whole precision, the whoile narrative.
The beautiful prose, the detailed prose, the amazing prose.

Everything, the whoie deal, everything.

And will write the most commercial (because fuck you I want money, and the publisher company is also good for them to make money) and generic isekai harem wifu pantsu pantsu garbage BS, about a dark black shota version of ash in a pokemon isekai world with only females, who he can turn into digitmon tamers female furry fighters, after a good dicking.
So he goes to the entire npc population of this pokemon oiriginal world, and just dick, dick, dick, all the npcs, his harem of pokemon girls he captures, the pokemon furry girls and the villains and also the evil goddess and the good godesses.
All surrender to his superior gyaru shota dick.

Because fuck you and eat shit, bloomerite fags.
I will use classical western cannon shit to write some generic porn anime garbage.

Because fuck you.
I will mock the literary world with this garbage, by writing something much better than the last 50 years of nobel literature prize wirnners.

Because fuck you.

>>21781259
because that's the garbage the bloomerites want.

>>20515612
>I'm white idiot.
posts picture of black man, says its his face. Ya your right im fuckin retarded for believe a single word u say. You probably mean im a genius since I guess its opposite day on 4chan with anons with no IDs. All just reads like on fagget post nigger

>>20165855
i literally just posted this pic in a reply to a /biz thread. Im surprised I finally see him posted here in /lit. I didn't think you guys were that cool

>>19538697
>Another time he was trying to pay a hooker the $8000 he owed her and fucked up and sent her $25000 split into tiny transactions, and then she only gave some of it back.
The whole drug addict routine is funny at first, but it gets old very fast.