/lit/ - Literature

>>14536653
Monolingual master race. Learning multiple languages has been shown to DAMAGE the brain. He was born with the most information dense language in existence, and made the best use of it. The pernicious practice of learning another language has heretofore prevented the emergence of another.

None. English is the most information dense language of all and learning another language serves only to damage the brain. You can only be a monolinguist once.

Most truly, OP, most truly indeed. I am a proud monolinguist and I adore my Mother tongue above all others, finding it to be the most immaculate. I will never learn another language. Non-native English speakers need not attempt any replies, whatsoever, for they are not truly initiated into the wonders of this glorious language and fail to understand its inherent, absolute beauty. I pity those not born to this language, the greatest of them all. The envy of all the world. Purely pitiful, are those born to my language and then discard this prized possession away to gain knowledge of inferior tongue. A precious pearl, one of a kind, one that is a treasure— and these sad cretins decide to trade it for what they think are stores of coin. Keep your filthy lucre. I will do as Shakespeare, Milton, and all great speakers, the masters as I like to call them, of this glorious language have done and keep my priceless English language utterly unsullied.

>>13038989
I am a proud monolinguist, wench, and I adore my Mother tongue above all others, finding it to be the most immaculate. I will never learn another language. Non-native English speakers need not attempt any replies, whatsoever, for they are not truly initiated into the wonders of this glorious language and fail to understand its inherent, absolute beauty. I pity those not born to this language, the greatest of them all. The envy of all the world. Purely pitiful, are those born to my language and then discard this prized possession away to gain knowledge of inferior tongue. A precious pearl, one of a kind, one that is a treasure— and these sad cretins decide to trade it for what they think are stores of coin. Keep your filthy lucre. I will do as Shakespeare, Milton, and all great speakers, the masters as I like to call them, of this glorious language have done and keep my priceless English language utterly unsullied.

I adore all of them, dear son.
Spenser. Wonderful.
Shakespeare. Superb.
Milton. Exquisite.
Ah, the marvels of the English language. Its authors. Its soul.

What is Shakespeare's most based work?

>He think monolingual Anglos can bes the /lit/
And indeed are!
I am a proud monolinguist and I adore my Mother tongue above all others, finding it to be the most immaculate. I will never learn another language. Non-native English speakers need not attempt any replies, whatsoever, for they are not truly initiated into the wonders of this glorious language and fail to understand its inherent, absolute beauty. I pity those not born to this language, the greatest of them all. The envy of all the world. Purely pitiful, are those born to my language and then discard this prized possession away to gain knowledge of inferior tongue. A precious pearl, one of a kind, one that is a treasure— and these sad cretins decide to trade it for what they think are stores of coin. Keep your filthy lucre. I will do as Shakespeare, Milton, and all great speakers, the masters as I like to call them, of this glorious language have done and keep my priceless English language utterly unsullied.

>>12642067
Ah, what a fool, to not be born into the glory that is the English Language, the most immaculate tongue of them all whose expressions and variants of speech are near limitless and something as simple as a grammatically nonsensical pairing of words that is, "she's a keeper", can convey such beauty and such a unique cadence about it, that those not initiated into this wonderful language are left in ponderance. What does it mean they say? English, a stumbling block to those who profess themselves to be wise but themselves, fools. Oh, how I pity them. Oh beloved english. My dear. So beautiful. So perfect. As to you my sad ESL friend, my only word of advice is to raise your children as English speakers, monolinguists so they can fully conceptualize and grow into the grandeur of this language of the angels.

I am a proud monolinguist and I adore my Mother tongue above all others, finding it to be the most immaculate. I will NEVER learn another language.

Non-native English speakers need not attempt any replies, whatsoever, for they are not truly initiated into the wonders of this glorious language and fail to understand its inherent, absolute beauty.

I pity those not born to this language, the greatest of them all. The envy of all the world. Purely pitiful, are those born to my language and then discard this prized possession away to gain knowledge of inferior tongue. A precious pearl, one of a kind, one that is a treasure— and these sad cretins decide to trade it for what they think are stores of coin. Keep your filthy lucre. I will do as Shakespeare, Milton, and all great speakers, the masters as I like to call them, of this glorious language have done and keep my priceless English language utterly unsullied.

>>12613919
Yes.
I am a proud monolinguist and I adore my Mother tongue above all others, finding it to be the most immaculate. I will never learn another language. Non-native English speakers need not attempt any replies, whatsoever, for they are not truly initiated into the wonders of this glorious language and fail to understand its inherent, absolute beauty. I pity those not born to this language, the greatest of them all. The envy of all the world. Purely pitiful, are those born to my language and then discard this prized possession away to gain knowledge of inferior tongue. A precious pearl, one of a kind, one that is a treasure— and these sad cretins decide to trade it for what they think are stores of coin. Keep your filthy lucre. I will do as Shakespeare, Milton, and all great speakers, the masters as I like to call them, of this glorious language have done and keep my priceless English language utterly unsullied.