/lit/ - Literature

Leave this board and never return if:
>you read an explicit request to leave
>you barely know your way around the computer
>you tend to believe that there are more important things to do, like washing your car
>you think everyone wants you to go but are too polite to say anything
>you can't read
>you have a term paper due in the morning
>you have been holding in your pee until you finish this page...okay the next one...
>you need entertainment
>you rarely call your parents
>you don't have a solid foundation and it has been raining lately
>you don't have enough money to pay the internet bill
>you have little breaks from shitposting to stretch and make pizza rolls
>you from the future has returned to begin a wholesome adventure that is fun for the whole family
>you mostly reheat contemporary meals
>you believe 'now is the time to get off lit'
>you make your little sister shitpost for you while your arms are in casts
>you think intricate processes which led to you coming here were not made in good conscience
>you maliciously recommend gullible people to come here
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme would be a good name for a comedy duo
>you have a hard time explaining why you like someone who you have never really gotten to know all too well
>you have a hard time
>you tend to refuse to accept the fact that you don't write the rules for the board
>you don't infrequently masturbate for two or three straight hours daily
Are you leaving /lit/?