/lit/ - Literature

>>4843328
A lot of that is wrong, and this is coming from another atheist.

>tribal israelite war deity who essentially "defeated" the rest of his pantheon
Only the earliest Jews were henotheistic.

>allowed the snake to corrupt human nature
Nah. He only allowed Man the choice and option to disobey.

>sentenced
The Christians believe that you can't be "sentenced" to Hell the way it seems you're thinking, you have to choose it by willfully rejecting God.

>>4763072
Theater is actually the older or traditional spelling of the word. "Theatre" is an abomination carried out by the British during the 17th century when they were jerking off the French and changing all their words to look French just because "lol it looks cool and french people so classy". In general, American English spellings stay closer to their Germanic (and frequently Latin/Greek) root words than British English spellings do, which tend to retain that pointless French influence.

>>4186722

>tfw you realise its actually a guide to escaping the prisons and that they are full of holes

>>4054308
But the tiger - wasn't really a tiger!
What a tweest!

>>4010398

now that's a TWIST

>>3949371
>the fact that the History Teacher isn't a murderous paedophile but actually trying to help the kid
sry that I didn't take that into account, maestro

He was a bad author the whole time

>>3011895
>He was all cool and stuff...
>...But...
>he was really a douchebag.

>>2461941

Or, He's OP

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mfw any of you could die in a random accident before he releases his next book.

How's that for a tweest?

Also, main character doesn't know it, but he turns out to be the same as the Creators who made and abandoned the Earth ages ago leaving their kids to run the place. His super duper mysterious parental figure was one of them too, made him as a test and left our planet as a place for him to learn, study, conquer, and eventually destroy before he went off to the galaxy to fulfill his great destiny of making shit to fill all that empty space, because everything is meaningless and our world and religions are just the discarded toys of unfathomable beings!

Gaia, Mawu, Zurvan, El and the rest are total dicks, yo.

>yfw you realized that the reason that Snape's last words to Harry were "look at me" because the last thing he wanted to see before he died was Lily's eyes

Hey /lit/, /v/ here. I'm wondering what you think makes a good story?

Pic somewhat related, but amusing

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