/lit/ - Literature

How the FUCK do I get better at essay writing?

Would you ever give your pet a literature related name? I'm thinking of naming my cat Lovecraft: It's catchy, he's an author I like, and he's well known enough that I won't come off as pretentious

>>15232902
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who will meekly have to come up to you whenever she needs something read
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who needs lists with drawings or symbols on them for grocery shopping
tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who will sit with you in your study and have you read books to her like a child
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who needs you to order for her at restaurants
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who will get frustrated or embarrassed at her own ineptitude and dependence
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who feels like she's disappointing and disgracing you by being illiterate
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who will try her hardest to learn how to read and ask you to teach her
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who will pout and cry when she struggles and falters
>tfw no qt illiterate daughter wife who finally begins to become literate and feels such pride in her growth she cries
>tfw no qt literate daughter wife who writes you a short childish and simple love letter as a thank you
This is hell and we are burning

>>15231016
Children have a very poor concept of money. Why do you think pedo's use candy and toys and not bank checks and promise of a good credit score?

>>13916060
yes, she is a big fan of Mishima and C.S. Lewis. one of her favorite books is lolita

In about 2 hours I only read 15 pages of my book...
Help me. How do I read faster?

Are you guys memeing or being freal