/lit/ - Literature

Oh Yuuko,
Wrap my keratinized cock in seaweed and chomp down on the shaft as if it were a sushi roll.
Plunge a complimentary bamboo chopstick into my urethra and sit your striped pantsu on my face as I blindly pick the splinters out while huffing your oriental ass fumes like an anesthetic.
Pee directly into my mouth and don't let me spit or swallow until I copy a Mishima poem of your choice from memory word-for-word with a mangaka dip pen in its original language.
Give yourself a bubble tea enema and have me sip the remains from your rectum with a reusable metal straw.
Fly back to Fukuoka, use my credit card to cover the airfare, and never speak to me again.