/lit/ - Literature

Post your average day, /lit/. I'll go first:

>wake up 8am, snooze til 9
>watch news or listen to audio book while getting kratom, drink that in bed for another 30 minutes then take a shower
>prepare 2 tablespoons of kratom in an recycled plastic water bottle to drink throughout the day
>make sure I have all my shit (1,2,3,4,5,6) and head out the door to drive 1.5x the speed limit to work
>stumble in ~10:30
>do the work of two men for one mans pay
>dont talk to anybody
>speed home at 5
>do homework or dont, play with my gf, then drink 12 beers, play video games and pass out at 4am

To live the NEET life is my ultimate aspiration, NEETs regale me with tales of your glory.