/lit/ - Literature

>>13164417
Holy fucking shit this is disgusting anon, good job.

>>12552157
>>12551352

>>8124429
>treat fat people like humans

>>6419678
>being triggered this easily
Come on chap, deep down you know there's no magic bearded man out there and the Universe is amoral.

>>4374276

Holy shit, dat rekt.

>>3890628
feel like reading postmodernism?

>>3876412
I'm flattered.

>mfw remembering what I wrote for my Deutsch Matura in high school
I wish I could read it again. At the time I thought it was the best thing I ever wrote. I wonder if it's still true.

>>3736396

>tolkien
>good

>>2692535
That would be one hell of a funny coincidence.

>>2363046
Maybe I'm going to split your ass. With my dick.

Yawn, another feminist rant, from what I could gather glimpsing over it. All this butthurt about the physical inferiority of women. That's the way it is, just stop whining about what your hormones did to your body. There's always rape, even in nowadays "civilized" world, and just wait when shit goes down like in N'Awlins when Katrina struck. I fail to see what's creepy about painting an accurate picture of society, especially in a world where law and order is not that widespread as in ours. I haven't read GRRM and not intend to (well, maybe later, I think I'll check out the TV series first), but all this "OMG he wrote about RAPE and women are not equal to men WTF!!!" is just so naive and downright pathetic. But yeah, I guess it's part of the typical attention-whoring.

Nah, the author prolly did that to get some emotions. For the reader to like the guy walking around in the woods, so it's tougher when he gets shot. So you really feel the murderer is a bad guy. Stephen King really liked to do that. Sometimes to extremes, I'll always remember the old black guy in "Shining" who receives this mental call for help from the kid, travels through some states, fights his way through a horrible way snowstorm, finally reaches the hotel and immediately gets killed.

>>2199676
no no, it wasn't a mad laugh, y'know, not like "muahahaha, it's ALIIIIVE!", more like a Nelson Muntz laugh, but without his character's background of the troubled inner self. I'm old, buddy, I've seen shit and stuff. You care too much, so either you're a confused youth or a woman. Or a young woman. So: Tits or gtfo, kthxbai.

>>2184580
Books are mostly entertainment for me, so it doesn't have to be logical. It's about what makes you feel good.
Plus, I told ya I'll get one, so no need to persuade me.

>mfw when I do both, but OP can't even read or write, so he's mad

>>1943261
>>1943261

why don't you do that for tripfag threads?

>>1905464
this is what libertards actually believe

>>1876094
>Dicky-wick

>>1832410
That was pretty good.

>Dickfags

Edward is Only a Fish
The Car Goes Up
Orson's Farm

And The Day My Bum Went Psycho, which I maintain is a finer series of books than any before or since. It is a masterpiece of poignancy and hilarity.

>>1790683

Oh, you.