/lit/ - Literature

>reading some short-story or other
>have to do one of those asinine group-projects one day
>one group of the popular kids didn't bother to read the 15-page short story
>they come to me asking what happens
>make up a bunch of shit
>they look like idiots when they do their presentation

>So what?

>>2638864
>mfw you believe that Marxism actually kills more people than any other modern system

>Le Stanley quizically picked up a featherweightial of the gomgibar, and mixed it pithily around a jade-pink malachorian gibly eating snouzle, he shmorgasborg'd the mythril life quenchesenters as he chuckled to himself "Oh and behold the Witchy Snitch Kingly Dinglies"

>>2294797

>>1732950
>>1733012
>mfw I made these posts and I come back to see the shitstorm I started

>mfw I'm pretty sure I was the one who recommended it, and you took me seriously

>>1302040
I see what you did there and I fuckin' lol'd.

>>1289038
>the death of the typical American success-through-social-networking dream when a middle-aged first-time writer ends up weeping because a bunch of snarky college students hold up an accurate mirror to him.

>>1275974
She sure can pull off short shorts.
At least, I'd like to see her pull them off!

>>1275974
She sure can pull off short shorts.
[spoilers]At least, I'd like to see her pull them off![/spoiler]

>>1114208
>a rampant umbilical cord

>>1078369
>>1078377

>>1067478
>sending a story about royalty to a prison inmate

>>1000275
>broski
You mean "Barosqui," right? Right?

>>813464
>The Color Purple
Too much color, not enough purple, amirite?

>I think modern societies are too reliant on factuality within philosophy (ie atheist fags)
>factuality
>atheist fags

>>519251

one hundred years of solitude. best description EVAR.