/lit/ - Literature

>Oh, this Kalevala book is very inspirational
>Now, I want to name a character in honor of the Finnish people, let's see... Finns... Mongols... Fingolfin!

what the fuck

Any short stories to recommend?

I'm new to /lit/ and I still have no idea if infinte jest is supposed to be good or a way to troll newbies to waste time on retarded flow of thought like James Joyce books.

I don't even read books. I just post frogs.

better to serve than reign

>>21394503
sorry chud, I kind of not an expert on fucked up incel erotica about cripples fucking werewolves who eat their own placenta.

Is possible to reconcile my desire of making money by writing japanese porn erotica, my love of lolicon and shota romantic ideal, my love of harem isekais adventures, my love of fantasy jrpgs and my love for philosophy and clasical intelectual literature?

Can I mix all those desires into a prolific literary carreer?

How many of each type of word do I need to write simple and basic japanese light novel prose that can be published?

Ignoring nouns.
But how many verbs, adverbs, conjunctions, particles, adjectives do I need?

Can I write a novel where to continue to the next chapter you must defeat some board game AI made of some dice throws and depending on your board game actions, you have to continue in a diferent section of the book?

>>19992075
hey could you not post trannies on this board? they are very gross and repulsive, even with their cuck masks on.

Can the mods please do their job and not allow off-topic threads for the chief purpose of talking about the greatness of homosexuality? They ban far more on-topic threads every day.

>>19532630
>>19532828

>>19400769
>seek my own company
>constantly recall bad events from the past

>>17400752
The Aristotelian Argument from Motion.

>>17331976
You can still make it your goal to read a lot of beautiful and ennobling works of literature, even if you won't get to all of them. Plus, once you go through the famous ones, you know that you've gotten through some of the best. This also means you have to be quick to drop books that you find out aren't actually all that good.

What are some NEET books?

>>16272027
>scratch asshole
>sniff finger
>smells like shit
why the fuck do I always do this? I know its gonna smell like poop but I still sniff it anyways

>>16157611
seething wagie

OP here, I'm seriously considering running out of my workplace right now and jumping off a bridge.

Raskolnikov is literally me.

What is essential NEET literature?

>>12340226
eat my ass normalfag if you aren't going to help
>>12340819
uhhh...ok
>>12339598
what will that do for me
>>12340185
>>12339090
thx anons

0-1, rarely 2
0-50, rarely more

>that comfie feeles wen y'ure satting downe an reaggragning your'e bookes

I enjoy both