/lit/ - Literature

>>18241114
sure

>A Tale of Two Titties
>Pale Titty
>The Tittamorphosis
>Taming of The Tit
>Romeo and Tittilet
>Titty Dick
>Tits of Eden
>Infinite Chest (I'm Talking Titties.)
>Bleeding Tit
>Naked Tit

>>17169732
Awesome dude!

idk about any of that stuff
but i'll give you my dick
it's big and it's hard
and it's name is the bard

Yes, you, ANON, you sell your SOUL to the devil for literary fame! All the plaudits and praise that you've dreamed of: the awards, the reviews from highbrow publications, the book tours, the interviews, the cute bookish women in turtlenecks desiring you, yes all of it can be yours! The catch? You have to change your name to Jonathan Anus.
Your award-winning novels with the Nabokovian prose will be adorned with the name "Jonathan Anus." "A novel by Jonathan Anus." "Pulitzer Prize winner Jonathan Anus." "Tonight on the program we speak to Jonathan Anus, author of the newest literary sensation..."
Would you do it?

doth beneath the airy farts from chungus
purring anus bequeath doth eroma bungus
and i sniff with my wide frog nostrils
and invade my penile region so hostile
doth shit from the anus of the rising sun
slicken my meat and marinate a hot bun
farting into the dead of night dreadful braps
and crusting cum socks by watching beautiful traps