/lit/ - Literature

>today I will remind them

You will never be a real Orthodox Christian. You are not Russian, you are not Serbian, you are not Greek. You are a Protestant LARPer twisted by Internet memes and irony into a crude mockery of God's faithful servant.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back native Orthodox Christians mock you. Your Protestant parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “pastors” laugh at your sudden conversion motivated entirely by aesthetics and sheer contrarianism.
Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of development of Church Doctrine have allowed us to sniff out heresy with incredible efficiency. Even OrthoLARPers who “convert” look uncanny and unnatural to a native Orthodox. Your obsession with memes, beards and Byzantine chants is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a conservative Orthodox Russian gf she'll turn her tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your room filled with icons, piss bottles and used cum tissues.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a Protestant crose marked with your birth name , and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Baptist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a tombstone that is unmistakably Protestant.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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>another polytheist thread
Remember that /lit/ is a monotheist board dedicated in love to the one true God

I'm glad you larpers finally all coagulated in containment threads such as this one. Don't to see any kf you faggots in other threads anymore.
Consider this a warning, demonic or what not.

You will never be a real Orthodox Christian. You are not Russian, you are not Serbian, you are not Greek. You are a Protestant LARPer twisted by Internet memes and irony into a crude mockery of God's faithful servant.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back native Orthodox Christians mock you. Your Protestant parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “pastors” laugh at your sudden conversion motivated entirely by aesthetics and sheer contrarianism.
Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of development of Church Doctrine have allowed us to sniff out heresy with incredible efficiency. Even OrthoLARPers who “convert” look uncanny and unnatural to a native Orthodox. Your obsession with memes, beards and Byzantine chants is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a conservative Orthodox Russian gf she'll turn her tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your room filled with icons, piss bottles and used cum tissues.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a Protestant crose marked with your birth name , and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Baptist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a tombstone that is unmistakably Protestant.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.