/lit/ - Literature

>Want to read Metamorphosis
>It's 60 pages

EXPLAIN TRINITARIANISM TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN THE TRINITY TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HOLY SPIRIT? HOW THE FUCK DOES THREE = ONE? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>14276436
Answer my fucking question LondonFrog, it won't fucking dox you to reveal the name of whatever chain it is you buy your shitty coffees at

Is it "It's Purest", "Eats Purest", or are you making some pun on Pret's name that I'm too retarded to get? I am losing my god damn mind over here

>WHAT YOU"RE NOT A NAIVE MATERIALIST PROGRESSIVE HOMO-ADVOCATE?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>read the entirety of Proust's In search of lost time
>spend years mentally preparing for it
>take hundreds of pages of notes
>try to incorporate it into my life philosophy
>spend 18 months thinking about how Proust impacted my life
>talking to a Proust expert one day
>he tells me that scholarly consensus is that Proust was an atavistic sensationalist whose conception of the human was mechanistic and reflex driven
>the whole book is a kind of degenerate bourgeois milieu theory that was fashionable in france at the time
>it doesn't contain an iota more insight or depth than a huysmans novel
>tfw it's like reading les miserables five times only to find out it was written by the guy who wrote game of thrones
>tfw i wasted years of my fucking life sucking proust's cock and he was just a hack all along

>>11103077
>read the entirety of Proust's In search of lost time
>spend years mentally preparing for it
>take hundreds of pages of notes
>try to incorporate it into my life philosophy
>spend 18 months thinking about how Proust impacted my life
>talking to a Proust expert one day
>he tells me that scholarly consensus is that Proust was an atavistic sensationalist whose conception of the human was mechanistic and reflex driven
>the whole book is a kind of degenerate bourgeois milieu theory that was fashionable in france at the time
>it doesn't contain an iota more insight or depth than a huysmans novel
>tfw it's like reading les miserables five times only to find out it was written by the guy who wrote game of thrones
>tfw i wasted years of my fucking life sucking proust's cock and he was just a hack all along

>someone reduces the bibliography of an author to a single word

>read the entirety of Proust's In search of lost time
>spend years mentally preparing for it
>take hundreds of pages of notes
>try to incorporate it into my life philosophy
>spend 18 months thinking about how Proust impacted my life
>talking to a Proust expert one day
>he tells me that scholarly consensus is that Proust was an atavistic sensationalist whose conception of the human was mechanistic and reflex driven
>the whole book is a kind of degenerate bourgeois milieu theory that was fashionable in france at the time
>it doesn't contain an iota more insight or depth than a huysmans novel
>tfw it's like reading les miserables five times only to find out it was written by the guy who wrote game of thrones
>tfw i wasted years of my fucking life sucking proust's cock and he was just a hack all along

>100 pages in
>da sein not das ein

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>>9890722
JUST READ HIS DAMN BOOK FUCKING NIGGER SHIT

I CANT FUCKIGN STAND BRAINLET PESUDS WHO ACT LIEK THEY*RE GONNA ACHIOEVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD WHEN THEY CANT EVEN READ A SINGLE DAMN SUPER ACCESSIBLE BOOK, AND STILL FUCKING HAVE THE CHUTZBA TO OPEN THEIR FUCKING RETARDED FAT LIPS. I HATE PSEUDS SO GODDAMN MUCH; I ESPECIALLY HATE PSEUDS WHO ACT LIKE THEIR EXISTENCE DOES NOT SHIT ON EVERYTHING OF VALUE IN LIFE; FORT FUCKING FUCKS SAKE JUST KILL YOURSELF AND MABYE PEOPLE WILL FORGIVE YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER SHIT FUCK NIGGER I WISH YOU NEVER WERE BORN!